my cat is a freak
hes obsessed with shoes

he hugs them

and guards them from anyone trying to get them

and sometimes he sticks his paws in them like hes trying to wear them

(Source: rawwrrritsrachel)
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
(Source: slenclerman)
(Source: prints)
I’m dying
How I see myself when i ask my parents for money:
How my parents see me when I ask them for money:
haha i forgot i made this i love it! so true
- me: why am i so funny
- me: i don't know
- me: *laughs*
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
(Source: loaning)



