Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

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Bobtail Squid 

This photo taken during a night dive at the Pier in Anilao, Batangas (Philippines), shows a bobtail squid striking a defensive pose.

Bobtail squids are cephalopods belonging to the Order Sepiolida, closely related to cuttlefish. They are small (2-8cm), with a short, rounded body, and without a cuttlebone. They have eight suckered arms and two tentacles.

These squids can only be positively identified by examining the arm and suckers of the males. Females are difficult to identify.

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Photo credit: ©Todd Bretl


that one tumblr crush that you’re for real crushin on


my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

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so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

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Of course it’s complicated. If it wasn’t, I probably wouldn’t be interested in you.
Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via citywithcolor)

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Se va de ti mi cuerpo gota a gota.

Se va mi cara en un óleo sordo;

Se van mis manos en azogue suelto;

Se van mis pies en dos tiempos de polvo.

Gabriela Mistral.