Such a simple question such a complicated answer.
i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”
and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me
Reblog if you are the gay sibling
How are you?
If this doesn’t make you excited about science, get outta ma face.
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued