vinefame:

kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

(Source: fstw)


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quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

(Source: alsocool)


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cats-n-lesbians:

Reblog if you are the gay sibling

Anonymous asked:
How are you?

Such a simple question such a complicated answer.



(Source: butterflyqueef)


(Source: yasakajinjya)

totallyfubar:

If this doesn’t make you excited about science, get outta ma face.

(Source: guccigrass)

thenewtgingrich:

johnsegbert:

princeowl:

bedabug:

shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible

macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak

when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim

And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued

(Source: fuks)


lumos5000:

this pretty much sums up the book/movie

(Source: bloodyhell-ronweasley)