the only sport you’ll see me playing

(Source: brokegifs)

i want someone to buy me pretty lingerie

(Source: rawwrrritsrachel)


(Source: annnieknowby)

(Source: sadellite)

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

(Source: groteleur)

i am soo horny


i have a phobia of cockroaches…
even typin the word made me shiver… but i would touch one right now… just to have sex… i am that horny… :o



*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”


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She’s in the mirror like “what up beautiful, I’m so happy to see you!”

(Source: likeneelyohara)


me about everything

(Source: maliahales)


I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career





Filming a rainbow when suddenly.


what the fuck

The gays are angry

(Source: roryamy)